Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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