Define "chronic" masturbator.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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