do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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