I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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