"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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