please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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