So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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