so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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