dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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