Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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