so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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