Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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