how can u be prego again
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
