Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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