I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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