STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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