Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's never too late to be topless.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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