lets start a swedish sibling band together
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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