I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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