that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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