STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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