So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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