are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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