He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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