new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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