If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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