we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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