Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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