If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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