Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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