it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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