miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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