Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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