Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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