Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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