You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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