just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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