Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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