I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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