Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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