Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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