the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
