So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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