first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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