There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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