uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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