was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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