She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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