I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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