sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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