oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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