my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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