No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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