Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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